Teen Titans Taught My Kids Personal Finance Before Me

Sometimes I find personal finance lessons in unexpected places. Sometimes it’s in a a Jack Johnson song. Other times it’s a kids’ cartoon. They can even pop-up in old re-runs of Fantasy Island that I started watching.

Note: This article may sound like an advertisement, but it isn’t (though Warner Brothers should reach out me). I’m simply a fan of the Cartoon Network show Teen Titans Go!

It started as simple self-preservation. On one hand, I could watch the “Fat Controller” berate Thomas the Tank Engine and his Friends for not doing their job, while ignoring the employees who are on the train. On the other, I could look for another show.

While we’ve tried a variety of other shows, the one we keep coming back to is Teen Titans Go!

For those who don’t know the Teen Titans Go! characters, it’s a basically a five teenage superheroes being teenagers. Instead of saving the day, they are usually doing something silly like finding out what the Tooth Fairy is really doing with all the teeth he (yes, “he” in the show) is doing with all our teeth.

Before we get to the personal finance lessons from the show, I have to mention the Teen Titans Go! to the Movies that’s in theaters. It’s very watchable for people who know nothing of the show and gets a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is very, very good. It’s been compared to Deadpool for kids. Since I haven’t seen Deadpool, I can’t give an opinion on that.

Rather than write about the individual characters (as I could do for days), I’ll jump into:

Top Personal Finance Lessons from the Teen Titans

Money is Whatever Currency We On

In the episode Two Bumble Bees and a Wasp, Robin (of Batman fame) tries to teach the rest of the gang about money:

“Money is not to be wasted on things that bring you happiness and joy! Money is to be hoarded, until your have enough money that your money makes more money.”

I’m not sure too many children are going to pick up on that last point, but it certainly caught my attention.

Turning to a cartoon representation of money we get this lesson:

“I am paper, but I am also money. All I am is an agreed upon representative of credit. Something you trade for goods and services! So I can be anything.

They go on to ask whether money can be a pineapple. (Actually pineapples have been used as money in history.)

After Beast Boy insists that money is evil and rips up a dollar bill, Robin decides not to pay anyone until they respect money.

Flash forward to later and Beast Boy has a pizza. Robin would like a slice and offers to buy one with a dollar. He soon learns that the rest of the team has agreed that the new currency is bumble bees.

Yes, bumble bees. I told you it was a silly show.

It ends with this hilarious song and dance:

If you are interested, there’s a complete script of Two Bumble Bees and a Wasp here

Focus on Health and Wealth

In the episode, Think About Your Future, Robin announces that he’s buying the Teen Titans all jackets. Raven has an epatheny:

Raven: Aren’t you guys worried about wasting money?… So we have some later?
Starfire: But the later is not until the later. Currently it is the now.
Raven: I know, but aren’t we going to get old one day?
Beast Boy: Yeah, but later .
Cyborg: And it’s the “now” right now.
Raven: Oh, okay, that makes sense.

So they buy the jackets. And then they celebrate with pizza, but not just any pizza it’s “extra-large, extra-extra cheese extra-extra-extra pepperoni, plus “large jugs of the soda” and “a gallon of ranch dip.”

Raven once again warns that perhaps they should eat healthier to avoid health problems later. Again, the rest of the gang doesn’t care about “later.”

The scene ends and we jump ahead to 70 years later.

The gang is old with many health problems. They can’t afford their medications because they don’t have any money.

They suddenly realize that Raven was right. So they do what anyone would do. They build a time machine and send their old selves back to talk to their teen selves into making more sensible choices.

That brings us to this clip about learning how to eat healthy, starting a 401k plan, and an explanation of compound interest.

Everything goes perfectly. In fact it goes a little too perfectly. The rest of the episode isn’t educational, but it is entertaining.
Again, if you are interested in the script, you can find it here

Building Wealth with Rental Properties

No cartoon is dumb enough to create an episode around a boring topic as building equity from rental properties. No cartoon except for Teen Titans Go!

With episode after episode about silliness, the writers created, “Finally a Lesson.”

The best part of the episode is Robin explaining rental property and how to build equity:

If you can’t watch it, here’s Robin’s explanation:

“Equity is the amount of a property you truly own. It’s the difference between your loan balance and your property’s market value. If you sold your property and paid off the bank, the value of your equity is what you’d walk away with. When you build equity, you increase the net value of your asset. One way to do this is by paying off your mortgage.”

The episode takes them through all the steps. First they find the right property – a run down apartment building. Then they get to the financing, which involves getting 20% down, the way that “everyone else does” ask someone else for that 20%.

Then we get to the other fun parts of securing a rental property… the loan process. There’s an explanation of credit scores, securing the right lender, filling out the paperwork, and getting a good faith estimate.

The gang is starting to get very bored, but Robin assures them they’ll be very satisfied in the end. For now they have to turn their attention fixing all the problems with the building.

There’s a fun twist, but finally, Robin gets us to the satisfying end, “It takes decades to actually build equity, but in 30 years, it will provide a modest cash flow to pay for our numerous old people medications.”

For a cartoon geared at kids, it’s as good of an overview that you’ll get. When my kids are older and ask why we have rental properties, I’ll just cue up the episode on the DVR and ask if they have any specific questions.

You guessed it, the script is available here.

Pyramid Schemes Will Make You Broke

I almost didn’t include this episode, but my wife mentioned that I should. I’ve written extensively about MLM Pyramid schemes, so I didn’t feel this addressed the topic very well. On the other hand, many adults can’t understand pyramid schemes, so I can’t expect the Teen Titans to teach kids this complex topic. As usual, my wife is correct and it’s just my own extensive writing that artificially raised expectations.

There’s actually a very good description of a pyramid scheme in this 2 minute clip:

The key money quotes almost always come from Robin and this is no different:

Robin: This is a pyramid scheme!… Not that kind of pyramid! A pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model, that promises payments to participants, based on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business, instead of focusing on the sale of goods or services to the public… As you can see here, the exponential growth of the “business”, will eventually cause the entire operation to collapse, leaving the participants at the bottom of the pyramid bankrupt, while those at the top walk away rich…

Starfire: I do have the question. Did the mummies build the pyramids?

Robin: There are no mummies! It’s not a literal pyramid!

Almost everyone in MLM doesn’t understand this concept and still go meetings to learn how to show the plan or enroll people in the business. In fact, the people who make the most money in every MLM are the people who have the largest downlines of enrolled people, not sales of goods or services to the public.

Beast Boy joins and makes Pyramid Scheme money which leads to this awesome song:

Of course the rest of the gang (sans Robin) want all the money, so Beast Boy enrolls them as “money deputies” with himself as a “money sheriff.” Robin warns them, “You are participating in a fraudulent business” and “This pyramid scheme is going to leave you broke, Titans.”

Everything spins out of control and gets mixed in with mummies wanting their money back and the Teen Titans not being able to deliver. They get out of it with some silly stuff that doesn’t make sense, but by this point, they’ve addressed the topic fairly well.

Once again, you can find a transcript of the episode here

Final Thoughts

I really don’t know how much financial information my kids are absorbing from this, but I know that they remember nearly everything they see.

I’ve watched my share of cartoons and I can’t think of any other general cartoon that covers half of the financial topics in Teen Titans Go! There are still a lot of episodes that I haven’t seen, so I might have missed a few money lessons.

Where are the surprising places you’ve found money lessons? Let me know in the comments.