If I had a Million Dollars (Linkified)

Personal finance can be a dry subject for many people. I find it enjoyable, but as my regular readers know, I’m very weird. For those who aren’t like me, here is my attempt to bring some fun.

If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house – (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house – (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car (A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars – I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars – I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars – You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had million dollars – Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out – Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us – Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame ’em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur coat – (But not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet – (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains – (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars – We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars – Now, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars – We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner – Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it – That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress – (But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars – I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich