Lazy Man and Money

  • Blog
  • Home
  • About
    • What I’m Doing Now
  • Consumer Protection
    • Is Le-vel Thrive a Scam?
    • Is Jusuru a Scam?
    • Is Beachbody’s Shakeology a Scam?
    • Is “It Works” a Scam?
    • Is Neora (Nerium) a Scam?
    • Youngevity Scam?
    • Are DoTERRA Essential Oils a Scam?
    • Is Plexus a Scam?
    • Is Jeunesse a Scam?
    • Is Kangen Water a Scam?
    • ViSalus Scam Exposed!
    • Is AdvoCare a Scam?
  • Contact
  • Archive

If I had a Million Dollars (Linkified)

August 1, 2011 by Lazy Man 18 Comments

Personal finance can be a dry subject for many people. I find it enjoyable, but as my regular readers know, I’m very weird. For those who aren’t like me, here is my attempt to bring some fun.

If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house – (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house – (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car (A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars – I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars – I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars – You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had million dollars – Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out – Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us – Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

million.jpgThey have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame ’em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur coat – (But not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet – (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars – (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains – (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars – We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars – Now, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars – We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner – Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it – That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress – (But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars – (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars – I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich

Email (and share) This

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Pinterest

Related

Filed Under: Fun

SIGN UP NOW FOR MONEY TIPS AND A CHANCE TO WIN $25 MONTHLY

Comments

  1. Joseph Sangl says

    March 12, 2008 at 5:29 am

    Thanks for the link shout-out in a very creative blog post! Love the song. It’s even better with links on the lyrics!

    Reply
  2. Stephanie says

    March 12, 2008 at 5:52 am

    oh, I LOVE BNL!

    Reply
  3. That One Caveman says

    March 12, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Definitely the most creative link post ever!

    Reply
  4. lulugal11 says

    March 12, 2008 at 6:31 am

    This is a fabulous way to highlight other bloggers. I linked back to you and I will be using this format later on…with a different song of course!!! :-)

    Reply
  5. Tom says

    March 12, 2008 at 7:26 am

    That takes me back…

    Awesome post! The creativity is on par with this:

    http://www.punny.org/money/the-carnival-of-personal-finance-68-hits-the-oregon-trail/

    Reply
  6. Mrs. Micah says

    March 12, 2008 at 7:46 am

    Thanks for the smile. :) My thought when I got the pingback was “why is Lazy linking to a comment?” But how about that, it’s a green dress!

    Reply
  7. squawkfox says

    March 12, 2008 at 8:57 am

    This is a lovely, creative, and fun post. I own the original BNL demo tape with this song…I wonder if it’s worth a million dollars yet? ;)

    Reply
  8. cubicle dropout says

    March 12, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Nice link post. If I had a million dollars I’d definitely be able to quit my day job.

    Reply
  9. The Travelin' Man says

    March 12, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Good job, Lazy!

    I cannot tell a lie….geek that I am set a .pps file to that music and sent it to a girl to cheer her up. We’d been friends for a long time, and there was nothing more than a platonic ego boost intended, but….UGH!…my Idiot-O-Meter must have been pegged that day!

    Reply
  10. budgets are sexy says

    March 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    oh my lord you are freakin’ hilarious! that def. adds some pizzaz to the finance land today. now, off to go find that song so i can get it out of my head…

    Reply
  11. Flexo says

    March 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Awesome song. Thanks for the link!

    Reply
  12. Madame X says

    March 13, 2008 at 6:22 am

    Very clever! Thanks for the link!

    Reply
  13. Jaime says

    March 13, 2008 at 6:39 am

    Is the picture of the post about the money of a Mexican-Chinese drug dealer?

    Reply
  14. Writer's Coin says

    March 14, 2008 at 3:21 am

    That’s great! I was wondering about that picture too…

    Reply
  15. tabuxander says

    March 14, 2008 at 5:28 am

    wow, awesome man! where did you get this idea? brilliant!

    Reply
  16. The Frugalista Files says

    March 18, 2008 at 2:42 am

    This is hilarious and kind.

    Reply
  17. kentuckyliz says

    March 19, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    My love don’t cost a thing.

    Reply
  18. Adfecto says

    March 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    if unique is what you seek… Lazy Man has got you covered. I enjoyed it.

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

As Seen In…

Join and Follow

RSS Feed
RSS Feed

Follow Me on Pinterest

Search The Site

Recent Comments

  • Terri on What Does Your (Reasonable) Dream Home Look Like?
  • Lazy Man on What Does Your (Reasonable) Dream Home Look Like?
  • Kathy on What Does Your (Reasonable) Dream Home Look Like?
  • Lazy Man on Are Preggie Pops a Scam?
  • Andrea Tickle on Are Preggie Pops a Scam?

About

Learn more about Lazy Man and Money, how the site developed over the years, and more at the About page.

Recent Posts

  • What Does Your (Reasonable) Dream Home Look Like?
  • Our Next 5 Years of Expenses
  • Passive Income Update: December 2020
  • How To Teach Kids About the Stock Market?
  • 2021 Goals and Resolutions

Connect

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Google+
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter

Please note that we may have a financial relationship with the companies mentioned on this site. We frequently review products or services that we have been given access to for free. However, we do not accept compensation in any form in exchange for positive reviews, and the reviews found on this site represent the opinions of the author.


© Copyright 2006-2021 · Perfect Plan Publishing, Inc. · All Rights Reserved · Privacy Policy · Advertising · A Narrow Bridge Media Design

loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.