I don’t typically get the time to watch too many movies. Well, with a 4 and 5 year old, I’m on top of most of the “G” rated ones. Last week, I made it a point to hit my local Redbox and catch a movie I had wanted to see since Christmas, Downsizing. After a discount code they texted me, I had to shell out a little more than 50 cents.
I won’t blame you if missed the movie. We’re all busy around the holidays. In any case, here’s the trailer:
In this fictional world, scientists create a way to shrink people to around 5″ through a process called cellular reduction. As the trailer explains, “$52,000 translates to $12.5 million” when you are small. A city of people can fit in a normal backyard. The same city can share a couple of apples. At the end of the trailer, you see them filling up a pitcher from a bottle of Absolut vodka. (This scene wasn’t actually in the movie.)
I’m going to interrupt the financial explanation of Downsizing. In the spirit of Earth Day, this movie does take a strong stance that Downsizing is the best way (perhaps the only one) to save human life on Earth. And now back to the financial aspects of the movie…
The main characters, Matt Damon and Kristen Wiig, decide they are going escape the rat race and get downsized. With the equivalent of $12.5 million, they can retire in the lap of (small) luxury.
It’s a great premise. Unfortunately, this alone doesn’t necessary make for a workable movie. There needs to be conflict, a plot, and things like that.
The trailer covers about the first 25% of the movie that sets up the premise. After that, the movie could go in almost any direction… and that’s exactly what it did. The last 75% of the movie didn’t rely on the Downsizing premise at all. It could have happened in normal-size world with very few edits.
“I’m here to tell you that everything you think about this movie is wrong. Cowriter and director Alexander Payne (Nebraska, The Descendants, Election) takes that intriguing concept and inexplicably flushes it down the toilet… The second-half execution is an epic fail, nonsensical in its plotting and disturbing in its venom for other human beings.
Characters are tossed aside. Sturdy plots are tossed aside. Even the visual gimmicks go away. We clean up the mess. The chaotic zig-zagging story (written by Payne and Jim Taylor) goes to new places with wild, irresponsible abandon. This is a would-be hero’s journey in which everybody is the villain. Damon is pathetic, not sympathetic. Waltz is even more despicable. You will not care about any of them.
This is exactly how I felt watching the movie.
Since Downsizing was no longer the Financial Independence/Retire Early (FIRE) movie that I was expecting, my mind wandered off on many tangents. Here are a couple of the thoughts I had:
- There were a lot of All-Star cameos. Or maybe they are all-stars to me: Jason Sudeikis, James Van Der Beek, Patrick Gallagher (Glee), Neil Patrick Harris, Laura Dern, Donna Lynne Champlin (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Kerri Kenney (The State)
- In contrast to most movies, there was a good deal of male full-frontal nudity and zero female nudity. The nudity was in a medical setting, which is something to note if male full-frontal is your thing.
The biggest thing my mind kept going back towards were the inconsistencies. They make a point that the Downsizing process requires removing teeth and hair. After being Downsized, dental implants are put in and hair grows back (eventually). I’m not sure why hair cells wouldn’t shrink. I’m also not sure teeth would behave differently from bones that do shrink. (Note: The movie review above says it was just teeth with metal filings, which makes more sense.)

The shrunken world amazingly has cellphones and HD televisions. The cell reduction technology can’t work on these, so it seems that 2-inch screens with 2 million dots is cheap.
That may sound nit-picky, but it plays into bigger questions in the movie. Sometimes making quality small things is expensive. I suppose that small people could be making small ovens and refrigerators. However, the downsizing pitch is retirement on a relatively small amount of normal US dollars. Maybe people in extreme poverty can get downsized and perform labor for what we might consider a middle-class lifestyle? I wish the movie explored these types of questions.
The real shame of Downsizing is that it would be a better fit for a television show. The core concept can lead to numerous story lines. These story lines could actually be related to the act of “downsizing” unlike the movie itself.
For those looking for a mainstream movie about FIRE, the search continues.
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The movie was AWFUL. I was excited to see it, and felt EXACTLY the same way you did. They could have done the entire movie big after the first 32 mins. I love Matt Damon and couldn’t believe he chose this role.
The movie sounds like a train wreck in terms of execution. Too bad as the premise sounded interested from a FIRE perspective.
The societal effects of such a technology would have be interesting as well. “Rich” people could remain normal size to use up more resources while less well off people would need to shrink down in order to gain the same lifestyle. Since majority of people would choose to shrink down, would poverty essentially be eliminated?
I think the “Rich” would still need some big sized people to make food and things like that. However, maybe farming becomes a new high paying job.
Without giving away too many spoilers, it turns out that there’s poverty even in small land. I don’t think they ever explain it and with the $250+ dollar ratio, it seems like as few as $10,000 (big USD) could largely eliminate it.