If I had a Million Dollars (Linkified) |
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Personal finance can be a dry subject for many people. I find it enjoyable, but as my regular readers know, I’m very weird. For those who aren’t like me, here is my attempt to bring some fun.
If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies
If I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house - (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house - (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car (A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars - I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars - I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars - You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had million dollars - Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out - Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us - Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame ‘em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur coat - (But not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet - (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars - (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains - (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars - We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars - Now, we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars - We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner - Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it - That’s right, all the fanciest ke… dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress - (But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars - (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey (Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars - I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich
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March 12th, 2008 at 5:29 am
Thanks for the link shout-out in a very creative blog post! Love the song. It’s even better with links on the lyrics!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:52 am
oh, I LOVE BNL!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Definitely the most creative link post ever!
March 12th, 2008 at 6:31 am
This is a fabulous way to highlight other bloggers. I linked back to you and I will be using this format later on…with a different song of course!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:26 am
That takes me back…
Awesome post! The creativity is on par with this:
http://www.punny.org/money/the-carnival-of-personal-finance-68-hits-the-oregon-trail/
March 12th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Thanks for the smile.
My thought when I got the pingback was “why is Lazy linking to a comment?” But how about that, it’s a green dress!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:57 am
This is a lovely, creative, and fun post. I own the original BNL demo tape with this song…I wonder if it’s worth a million dollars yet?
March 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Nice link post. If I had a million dollars I’d definitely be able to quit my day job.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Good job, Lazy!
I cannot tell a lie….geek that I am set a .pps file to that music and sent it to a girl to cheer her up. We’d been friends for a long time, and there was nothing more than a platonic ego boost intended, but….UGH!…my Idiot-O-Meter must have been pegged that day!
March 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
oh my lord you are freakin’ hilarious! that def. adds some pizzaz to the finance land today. now, off to go find that song so i can get it out of my head…
March 12th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Awesome song. Thanks for the link!
March 13th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Very clever! Thanks for the link!
March 13th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Is the picture of the post about the money of a Mexican-Chinese drug dealer?
March 14th, 2008 at 3:21 am
That’s great! I was wondering about that picture too…
March 14th, 2008 at 5:28 am
wow, awesome man! where did you get this idea? brilliant!
March 18th, 2008 at 2:42 am
This is hilarious and kind.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
My love don’t cost a thing.
March 21st, 2008 at 1:06 pm
if unique is what you seek… Lazy Man has got you covered. I enjoyed it.